Searching
from Pole to Pole for Mrs. Claus
Note: Even if you don't
consider yourself my potential "Mrs. Claus," we might still
enjoy getting together, so if you see anything of interest here please let me
know.
Important Disclaimer: For the basic Visitor -- i.e., "My
Elves" -- due to some slight lack of vigor these days I can no longer guarantee the hearty robust sex of years
past. If long impassioned intercourse in
all positions imaginable is your primary interest, definitely pass me by. From my current standpoint, fondling you, and you me, might be
adequate. Come on over and let's do whatever we can. Jingle each other’s bells some.
Question: Why is Santa so often smiling?
Answer: Because he knows where the naughty ones are.
Note on above paragraphs: Women tell me that nearly every guy my age out there wants the exact same thing. Gosh, what a coincidence!
You say you go through two or three
month cycles with this sort of man before he invariably is set to move on to
his next "girl." You're extremely tired of playing Elf.... Okay, okay already, I
hear ya. With me it's, uhh, like, waay, waay different....
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All the rest below is addressed to my possible Mrs. Claus:
I'm Nicholas. As in Saint Nicholas. As in Santa Claus. If you don't believe,
perhaps just play along... but, of course, far better to believe....
My background includes lots of world travel, US Peace Corps, teaching economics
and English overseas, extensive economics study (master's degree+, Ohio State
University Ph.D. program), Third World development, philosophy, sociology, the
arts, chess, computers, thousands of programs across the spectrum, encounters
with hundreds of women, and, of course, the stock market.
My life consists of examining and interpreting the
economy in a broad sense, and analyzing/trading securities (primarily stocks
and options). Buy low, sell higher,
short-term, based on complex mathematical systems (1 + 1... plus 1 more) I
developed. I work from my quiet study, work only for myself with my personal account, and like calling all the
shots.
My place is a cozy cocoon of multiple computers, many monitors, white boards,
shelves, desks, books, graphs, charts, stuff... all continually suffused with
Internet-streaming Classical music from Switzerland, J.S.Bach (God) considered
way best, but also enjoy Handel, Beethoven, Mozart (Wolfie),
Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky (Pete), Scarlatti, Chopin (Fred), Dvorák,
Rachmaninoff, Satie, and so many more. Love the sound of a rich, full concert grand.
I'm intelligent, questioning, interested.
My income source (i.e., the market) is abundant, and
portable. I can live anywhere in this wide world that I choose. My base income is from
a semi-retirement annuity. All
additional income is acquired through active on-line
trading, with everything that entails. No thrill on earth I've
so far experienced beats my position greatly spiking in value exactly as I was
anticipating. Definitely
a rush.
I was married to a medical doctor (psychiatrist with added fellowship
specialization) for 20 years, and helped establish her successful practices in
the various places we've lived (Philippines, Taiwan, Ohio, Indiana, Utah). We have one daughter, a truly exemplary
individual, highly educated in the best schools, completed her Master’s degree
at Stanford, and will start her PhD studies at Berkeley soon. Our family has always had golden retrievers as
pets, plus all sorts of other animals. In Indiana we had a
huge home with plenty of wooded land on a large private lake. Pretty close to ideal. Except for one thing....
....My wife and I were, quite frankly, NEVER on the same page throughout
our marriage, with little doubt a bad match. When our daughter grew old enough, my wife decided it was time to split. We divorced in 2001.
MY GOAL AND VISION:
So..., with the above two paragraphs in mind, my goal and vision in finding the
true Mrs. Claus is: friendship, short-term and long-term partnership,
companionship, fellowship, connection, open and honest communication,
commitment, loyalty, soul buddies, synergy, journey travel mates, and most
assuredly Santa's better half. Quite the amazing woman, to say the least. One in a billion. The love of my life. Hopefully for the
rest of my days.
Mrs. Claus ideally has these characteristics:
--- IQ at least 150 (or equivalent), and firing on all cylinders (particularly
with respect to logic and mathematics; must appreciate and understand the
nature of securities trading and economics
fundamentals)
--- Education at least Master's, preferably Ph.D. (in the sciences)
--- Exceptional reading skills. Voracious reader, anything and everything.
--- More Spiritual than Religious (Big Mind, Buddha nature, Outside-the-Box
thinking)
--- Height 5'5 to 5'9 (it just seems to work so much better for both of us)
--- Weight less than 155 (respect for body and health, physical ability to do
lots of things)
And guess what? This is merely the
START. Ultimately
it's necessary that we be on the "same page," about pretty much
everything. I'm
looking for optimal dovetailing. It's that important.
(Additional Note On Criteria List:
Okay, I've received so many complaints about my list above, it's obvious I had
best clarify. I recognize that it's unlikely all mentioned criteria will be found in any real
woman. Mrs. Claus is a real-life person.
She's not an
abstract summation of specifications. It's your particular totality that is key.)
If the description of who I am in this entire Profile
genuinely clicks with you -- in your gut -- and the above characteristics more
or less describe you, we should certainly get in touch. Let's explore each
other further through Instant Messenger. My Yahoo IM is
running 24/7/365.
Sincere and warm regards.
Nicholas Kormanik
Yahoo IM handle: single_in_slc
Presently focused on further refining my trading strategies.
Financial security is important to me. I'd like to have
enough in my accounts to feel completely at ease for the rest of my days.
Apparently I was born with an above-average
brain. It has served me well,
absorbed quite a lot over the last 5+ decades, and continues to function better
than ever. A great
blessing.
The first
things people usually notice about me
A lot of confidence. I
tend to sit front and center at whatever occasion. Best table in the
restaurant. Almost
always ask questions of speakers, or audiences. But may come off as a
little arrogant at times, and smarter than others.
Favorite
books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a readaholic. A quality selection of books in physical form. But tens of thousands in pdf and ebook
form. Favorites? Chekhov,
Hemingway.
Movies I've enjoyed: Spy Games, Redford and Pitt. Princess
Bride is a classic -- "As you wish..." Recent
ones, Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Dark Knight Rises,
Killer Joe (whoa!).
Don't care for TV except Charlie Rose and a little
CNN.
Music mentioned in profile above. Bottom line, J.S.Bach.
Food, healthful, yogurt, nuts, fresh juices. I'm not a food fan.
The six
things I could never do without
Love, sex, money.... And
consistently. That's
about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking
about
Purpose. Why am I here. The advent of man, however
long ago. The
vastness of space and the universe.
Time. Billions and billions of years. Toward what end.
On a
typical Friday night I am
Weekends = restaurants, activities,
errands. Out there
somewhere. Otherwise, just the
same old stuff, me working away in my cocoon. Always some 'project' to pursue.
The most
private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm. I regularly go
to "thrift" stores. Multiple purposes. Don't really need anything.
But a habit, opportunity to stretch my legs,
and look around. I'll
end up spending a few dollars to fill some obscure niche, often thinking
outside the box.
Good grief, woman. You made it this far? Why in hell did you do that??
Okay, whatever. Contact me if:
Most importantly, if you are a possible Mrs. Claus.
Secondly, if you are a prospective Elf.